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More Bono than King, Cameron's speech was sex, lies and videotape

Cameron SpeechBy Alex Smith / @alexsmith1982

You have to give it to him. In low-lighting, David Cameron’s concert production was slick, his rhetoric powerful and his delivery superb. It was a personal speech; thought-provoking, philosophical and calm. Many people will be endeared to him as a result. In many ways, it was duly Prime Ministerial.

But in others, it was  pure sex, lies and videotape. Largely vacuous, it was littered with contradiction and incomprehensible misnomers:

“Civil partnerships…devolution…the minimum wage: these are good things that we will keep.”
But these are all Labour policies that the Conservatives opposed.

“We’ve won the argument on the economy”, Cameron said. That's laughable when the Tories have been virtually alone in major global political parties in repeatedly opposing fiscal stimulus and other measures to beat the recession.

But the worst falsehood or misunderstanding of them all was the Reaganomic nonsense that “more government got us into this mess.”

It wasn’t government that caused the economic crisis. It was greed in the private and financial sectors. Government has eased this recession; it didn’t cause it. Government’s role in the last two years has been to prop up failed private institutions and to lift people up – not put Britain down.

“There are not many reasons to be cheerful”, Cameron said. But “if you’re frightened, we will protect you”.

This was a Cameron that hated modern Britain on the one hand and loved and respected it on the other; a Cameron reaching out to Labour voters with anti-poverty rhetoric, while aching for the good old days of Thatcherite values.

In rephrasing that there will be “difficult times ahead” Cameron positioned himself as Britain’s saviour, a Martin Luther King for the post-recessionary age.

But in the undertones beneath the gloss, it was easy to see that this was not a new, inclusive, hopeful or uplifting vision for modern Britain.

More Bono than King, it was often tired, frequently repetitive and bitterly sanctimonious.

Posted on Oct 08, 2009 at 04:57pm

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Richard

Did you know that The Appeal of Conscience Foundation also awarded Margaret Thatcher the very same award?
Mike C @ 17 weeks and 3 days ago
Just out of interest, do you think that when Bono met Brown last month to give Brown an award as the world statesman of the year he told the PM that he was a Tory?

Richard Blogger @ 17 weeks and 3 days ago
Northern Monkey,

I agree. There was no big announcement, no "right-to-buy" enticement. Cameron has such an annoying hectoring style, I really cannot imagine that he could achieve anything on the international stage since he has this habit of telling people what he thinks they should do.
Richard Blogger @ 17 weeks and 3 days ago
Alex: "The evidence is in the voting records here and in Europe." What's Europe got to do with civil partnerships, devolution and the minimum wage? And surely Cameron's voting record is similar, so again, what is the actual evidence that Cameron has changed on those issues while his party has not?
And, again, since what dissenting voices there are don't seem to hold sway, why should the electorate care?
Hugh Pettit @ 17 weeks and 4 days ago
I am sure Bono's appearance at the Tory Conference was a good tactic to make sure they ring-fenced the international development budget. What else would a millionaire, property developer and tax-avoider (moving most of his business interests to Holland to avoid Irish taxes) possibly have in common with the Tories ?
Sean O`Donovan
Sean O'Donovan @ 17 weeks and 4 days ago
The evidence is in the voting records here and in Europe.
Alex Smith @ 17 weeks and 4 days ago
Alex "He is - but the rest of his party is not." Since Cameron has the overwhelming support of his party and he's committed to keeping these policies, and therefore it seems almost certain that they will be kept, why should the electorate care even if this is true (and, as usual, you offer absolutely no evidence that it is)?
Hugh Pettit @ 17 weeks and 4 days ago
Well, I would like to personally thank David Cameron and his fellow Tories for reintroducing the Labour Party back to the 30's in the polls.

We truly couldn't have done it without the Conservative Party.
Ralph Baldwin @ 17 weeks and 4 days ago
He is - but the rest of his party is not.
Alex Smith @ 17 weeks and 4 days ago
“Civil partnerships…devolution…the minimum wage: these are good things that we will keep.” But these are all Labour policies that the Conservatives opposed.

It's disgraceful, it's almost as if they're willing to be convinced by a reasoned argument.
MonkeyBot 5000 @ 17 weeks and 4 days ago
Can someone please make a list of the outright lies that littered the speech? The 96% tax crap? The Police KPIs (or whatever we call them)? The limits on setting up football teams? The fact that Andy Burnham has already set up the "DocAdvisor" system DC proposed? ..... etc?
Billy North @ 17 weeks and 4 days ago
Nice to see Labour supporters here apparently in favour of marginal tax rates fro the poor of over 90%.

michael walker @ 17 weeks and 4 days ago
Well, Jonathan, sincerity is fine when it is sincere, but when it is play-acting, sham or humbug then it is a mere device. Remember that pleading voice Blair always put on when he was being EXTRA sincere? (Cameron is learning that trick too)Right little pair of pleaders they are!
Alan Giles @ 17 weeks and 5 days ago
Labourlist is a bit depressing today. Vacuous comments about a vacuous speech. Am I alone in not wanting the tribal slagging off?
For those who want a sensible discussion, Cameron used many words but said very little if anything at all other than vote me, I am Tony Blair.
Alex for the record, on an objective basis Browns speech was equally as bad.
john smith WB @ 17 weeks and 5 days ago
Alan Giles - I prefer Blair/Cameron "sincerety" to bald faced GB dishonesty and treating his party and the electorate with contempt. I believe TB and DC are honest and GB pathologically isn't. GB told the Old Labour conference that the Tory version of capitalism was bust but he backed it up each time it needed it, not just the banks crashing that might have brought down the economy but also the East Coast Mainline and other PFI's which he could have let fall but didn't because GB is also a Thatcherite but that's not what he told his conference and that's why I believe GB is a liar whereas I can't find such flaws in Cameron.
Jonathan Morse @ 17 weeks and 5 days ago
Of course they won the argument on the economy - GB won't challenge them. He talked a good talk at the conference to old labour but when the PFI's went bust rather than let them break the contract he gave them fresh govnt loans - GB likes PFI, Thatcherism, he agrees with Cameron.
Jonathan Morse @ 17 weeks and 5 days ago
"Blair in the run up to 1997 made some truly outstanding speeches."

Er, well, he was a great little actor. You have to give him that. As Oscar Wilde once told the great tragedian Herbert Beerbohm-Tree after an especially heartfelt performance "Herbert, Good was NOT the word". The problem with Blair and Cameron is that they can "do" sincerity, but I suspect very few people are actually taken in by them. they know they are watching a performance.
Alan Giles @ 17 weeks and 5 days ago
Not an inspiring speech by any means. Even the audience in the Tory conference hall seemed a little nonplussed by it all.

I think it's a tad insulting to Blair to compare this man to him. Blair in the run up to 1997 made some truly outstanding speeches. I've seen nothing from Cameron to rival them.

I'm amazed that he manages to get the words "we are the party of the NHS" and "we are the progressive party" out of his mouth without giving off a guilty smile.
Northern Monkey @ 17 weeks and 5 days ago